Write us a letter. |--| The Key of Awesome. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011. Lyrics!. Oh I'm just tryin' to make it to the beauty. salon. Get out of my way I gotta get my nails done. Gonna get my eye brows threaded then. then I'll get. a funky skunky stripe put on my head. HARRY. Oh Peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from. |--| Looks like he gave birth to me from his skunk bum. Hey fellas could you stop the bike up at the light. l think I'm feelin' motorcycle sick. DIRECTOR. You're not as cute. as these other two. |--| So let's just move you there. Now mince about, and act as though you're having fun. NIALL. He only gives us one. di rec tion. DIRECTOR. Now run from the waaaaaaaaaaaave. I need more Hair Spraaaaaaaaay. This wanker is a. sad old man. LOUIS. He's got us dressed like. old man bands. Can we take a breaaaaaaaak. DIRECTOR. No bloody waaaaaay. Now put on your swimsuits. Spoken:. Aw C'mon. We're quite pasty. |--| NIALL. We've yet to develop muscles. Oooh This one director won't ever let us leave. DIRECTOR. You can leave as soon as you hit puberty. Come on mate, its cold in here look over here. Harry's crying frozen tears. He's dead. NIALL. Well they tell us we're like Elvis back when he was a kid. I hope we don't die on the toilet like he did. Someone let me off the ride, I'm dying inside. DIRECTOR. This is the worlds smallest violin. Lets have you twoooo. Remove those sailor suits. and dress like prostitutes, yeah. The saddest part is we're not getting. paid that much. They never even buy us lunch. and that's not faaaaaaaaair. How is my HAAAAAIR. DIRECTOR. Now put on these assless chaps. I bought them at the Assless Gap. Let's do 50 Shaaaaaaades. of Graaaaay. and let him hit you. Here's a tissue. I just tricked you. I made you sniff glue. Now let me fist you. Ha ha ha ha I'm just kidding. Just checking if you were listening. Let's go hillbiilly hand fishing. Now lets do the ending from Broke. Back Mountain. HARRY. I think I'm starting to have fun. DIRECTOR. Try to make him staaaaay. and that's when you say. HARRY AND LOUIS. I wish I could quit you.