LYRICS. Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking up my phone. So leave a message at the tone. 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything. |--| I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants. Nobody's gonna tell me I can't. I'll be lounging on the couch,. Just chillin' in my snuggie. Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie. 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man. Oh, yes I said it. I said it. I said it 'cause I can. Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking up my phone. So leave a message at the tone. 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything. Nothing at all. |--| Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh. Nothing at all. Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh. Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X. Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex. And she's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' (Oh my God, this is great). I might mess around, get my college degree. I bet my old man will be so proud of me. But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait. Oh, yes I said it. I said it. I said it 'cause I can. Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking up my phone. So leave a message at the tone. 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything. No, I ain't gonna comb my hair. 'Cause I ain't going anywhere. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll just strut in my birthday suit. And let everything hang loose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking up my phone. So leave a message at the tone. 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. Comic Chimp Mask used by permission of Easter Unlimited, Inc. / FunWorld Div. All Rights Reserved. Copyright 2009..