Trash-picked Dell Studio XPS 1340 & Computrace rant

Q: What's the difference between Computrace and a computer virus. |--| A: Computrace never got their spreading routine to work. I don't usually like post-2006 laptops, but this little Dell really has a nice feature set. It's got a high-end CPU for its age, a dedicated GPU, a really sturdy metal frame, and a generally solid feel to it. It's just a shame that they couldn't stay away from the cancer that is touch buttons, and the desire to run a battery monopoly. Cheeky buggers. |--| --. THIS VIDEO IS RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN. To the extent possible under law, I have waived all copyright and related or neighbouring rights to this work, according to the Creative Commons CC0 affirmer. This means that anyone is free to use this content in any manner they see fit, without my objection. However, the video may still contain copyrighted content (images, video, audio, software, etc.) that does not belong to me. WHILE I DO NOT RESERVE THE RIGHTS OF ANY PART OF THIS VIDEO, THE COPYRIGHT OF THIRD-PARTY CONTENT STILL BELONGS TO ITS RESPECTIVE OWNERS. THE COPYRIGHT OF THIRD-PARTY CONTENT IS NOT WAIVED. THE VIDEO IS PROVIDED AS-IS, AND I DO NOT PROVIDE ANY GUARANTEE OF ITS QUALITY..