Welcome to ULTIMATE. HORSE. CHICKEN. People will die. Things have NEVER been sillier. Game Description (From Steam). Ultimate Chicken Horse is a party platformer game where you build the level as you play, placing traps and hazards to screw your friends over, but trying not to screw yourself. So we decided to boot up Ultimate Chicken Horse over the weekend. and having never played it, we were unsure what we were getting into. Lets just say it was probably some of the most fun we have had in a long time. We could not stop laughing. I even got the hiccups from laughing so much. Unfortunately the online is in 'beta' and very buggy. But when you get it working, its very fun. The Other's Channels.