_______________________________________________________________. Narration:. So yeah… God decides he likes dinosaurs after all and puts the whole dino-pocalypse thing on hold. But sadly in this eat or be eaten world, Arlo is way too chicken with the chickens, and terrified of just about anything that moves. His father tries to help him conquer his fear, but can’t overcome the tried-and-true flaw of being close to a young, main Disney character. Father: “Scaaarr…. Brother. I mean, Arlo, ah whatever…”. Blaming the little human critter for his father’s death, Arlo stumbles his way into the river, getting swept far away from home. Freed by the critter soon to be named Spot, Arlo befriends him and the Boy-and-his-Dog adventure begins. We’ve got Thunderclap:. “I’mma eat you!”. Butch:. “I’m not gonna eat you.”. And good old Forrest Woodbush:. “I think I ate something… strange…”. As we demonstrate, for kids, in a Pixar movie, the psychotropic effects of bad, fermented berries…. Ah, drug jokes. They find their way home, and finally conquering his fear, Arlo braves the storm to rescue Spot from Thunderclap, diving into the river to save his friend. Arlo: “SCREW IT!!!”. Kevin: “Wait wait wait wait… Hang on. These are obviously the same circumstances that killed your Poppa, we all get the significance here. Arlo: “Who are you?”. Kevin: “But you’re going into the river a 2nd time?”. Arlo: “Yeah…”. Kevin: “One time was enough to kill your father. But you expect us to believe a little shrimp like you survives twice?”. Arlo: “Aren’t these only suppose to be a minute long…”. Kevin: “NO no no… screw the minute. I want an explanation. Look there’s suddenly even a waterfall over here. So obviously the first time you fell in, you must’ve been swept over this waterfall as well. How are you alive but not your father. Bad writing. I’m… I’m sorry. It’s good. It’s just… Pixar. Just expected a little more this year.”. Arlo: “Wanna watch Inside Out?”. Kevin: “Yeah alright.”.