Looking through the description I see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I know I broke my promise to not play more Five Nights at Freddy's fan games awhile ago, so let's take a look at one of the weirdest: Five Nights at Thomas's. Sir Topham Hatt has plenty of advice to tell us while he nags about his personal life on the phone. I just nod my head and try to avoid Thomas the Tank Engine from murdering me in a train-themed pizzeria. I then die continuously despite thinking I know what I'm doing. Want to play this game for yourself. You can download it here:.