Rules to chat by:. RESPECT. If you wouldn't say it in person, don't say it on the internet. Especially if you can't fight. You're asking to be a mod. You wanna bang my wife while you're at it. I don't know you. Don't try to sell anything. This isn't eBay. Capital letters are for the beginning of a sentence or a proper noun. If you feel like yelling in text, use an exclamation point. This thing "!". Don't spam emoji or random symbols. I don't care what planet you're from. We don't speak Retardian. Mild swearing is fine in moderation. Excessive swearing will get you a timeout. Racial slurs will result in a permanent ban and a possible ass kicking. No Porn. I already have those sites conveniently bookmarked, so I don't want to see it here. Yes, I served in the Marines. No, I don't want to tell you how many people I killed. Weirdo. Yes, I'm a grandpa. Yes, I do want you to stay off my damn lawn. Have a one that is good!.